DIY: Take a lame song and spice it up »
“I Can See Clearly Now” - Screeching Weasel
(Source: youtube.com)
DIY: Take a lame song and spice it up »
“I Can See Clearly Now” - Screeching Weasel
(Source: youtube.com)
brontide: the low rumbling of distant thunder.
dactylion: the tip of a middle finger.
nudiustertian: pertaining to the day before yesterday.
gargalesthesia: the sensation caused by tickling.
petrichor: the smell of rain on dry ground.
dendolatry: worship of trees.
lethologica: the inability to recall a precise word for something.
psithurism: a whispering sound, i.e: the sound of wind in trees, or rustling leaves.
witzelsucht: a feeble attempt at humour.
epeolatry: worship of words.
woundy: excessively; extremely.
tacenda: things not to be mentioned.
naupathia: sea sickness.
baisemain: a kiss on the hand.
(Source: rose-coloured-dreams)
Because it makes me so happy!
Michel Teló - Ai Se Eu Te Pego - Oficial (Assim você me mata) (by MichelTelo11)
Nossa, nossa
Assim você me mata
Ai se eu te pego
Ai ai se eu te pego
Delícia, delícia
Assim você me mata
Ai se eu te pego
Ai ai se eu te pego
Sábado na balada
A galera começou a dançar
E passou a menina mais linda
Tomei coragem e comecei a falar
(Source: leilockheart)
One day I was drinking coffee with my friend and he told me a story of how he got in trouble with his girlfriend because she found his old profile on a popular dating site match.com. Allegedly someone from their common friends bumped into it and sent her a “friendly notification”. He was unable…
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
20. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
21. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
25. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
29. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.
31. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my *** everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
Bansky
Subject: Sorry. We had to delete one of your Pins on Pinterest.
From: pinbot@pinterest.com
Hi,
This is Ben, the cofounder of Pinterest.com. We don’t allow some objectionable or risque content on Pinterest. The reason is that we’re still a young company and many of our users want to use Pinterest as a professional tool with clients. We don’t like the idea of censoring content, but until we have a better filtering system, we had to remove your pin, “fire princess / damn!” from your board “Tats skin art __ tats sexy”.
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Could you please delete any additional pins containing this sort of content and refrain from pinning (or repinning) similar pins in the future?
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Hi Ben aka pinbot,
If you do not like censorship, please refrain from censoring.
You are in huge trouble with European users like me, when Art or Tattoo boards are going to be “boards according to Midwestern baking housewife” taste.
That picture is in NO way objectionable to any person that does not have issues a shrink might help to resolve.
Greets,
(my mailbox today 15th Nov 2011)
Sean South of Garryowen (The Wolfe Tones)
May God reward those gallant men / May Heaven be their home.
‘Twas in Brookeborough town / Where they got shot down
In a cabin they lay cold.
Well, they never feared the RUC / Nor the B-Men on patrol
O’Hanlon from the border .. Sean South from Garryowen
It was on a dreary new years eve. / when the shade of night came down
And a lorry load of volunteers / approached the border town
There were men from dublin and from cork, / fermanagh and tyrone
But the leader was a limerick man / sean south of garryowen
And as they moved along the street / up to the barracks door
They scorned the danger the would meet / the fate that lay in store
They were fighting for old ireland’s cause / to claim their very own
And the foremost of this gallant band was Sean South of garryowen
But the seargant spoiled their daring plans / he spied them through the door
With sten guns and with their rifles too / a hail of death did pour
But before that awful night was past / two men lay cold as stone
There was one from near the border and one from garryowen
No more he’ll hear the seagulls cry … o’er the murmuring shannon tide
For he fell beneath a northern sky / brave o’hanlon by his side
He has gone to join that gallant band of plunkett pearse and tone !
Another martyr for old Ireland / Sean South of Garryowen…
Another martyr for old Ireland / Sean South.. of.. Garryowen.
Security will destroy you more
(Source: sambudow)
يا من بخلت بلفظ منك يسعدني اتحسبين طويل الصمت ينسيني ؟
You who have been ungenerous with words that could bring me happiness
do you think that long silence cause me to forget?
دعي اناملك الحسناء تنصفني و لا تضني، فهذا البخل يضنيني
Be just to me (Literally: “Let your lovely fingers do me justice”)
do not be illiberal, for this ungenerous conduct causes me pain
و ان اردت بـيـاناً يـستعين بــه هـذا الجمـال على قـلبـي، فنـاجينـي
and if you wish to hear words that will unfold to
your beauty the language of my heart, then commune with me
Friday, Oct 28, 2011.
So many pills later.
Finally, you get the impression Shaaraa, the dog, is doing a wee bit better. Or at least, it is what you like to think.
You sit beside her on the couch. Soothing words. You caress her. Her head, slimmer than ever before. Her belly, blown up. You hardly dare to touch her below the neck. It’s more caressing hair than dog.
She tries to get up. She wants to come and lick your ear. With the grunting sound you so missed. Tears rolling while she does. She keeps trying to push back her cough. She looks apologizing. She has to give in. It’s alright dear, lay down. We go back to prudent caressing. Tears rolling.
Kind of breaking news.
Note the almost empty battery.
Muammar Gadaffi, Libya
